Yeah, the title is a smidge cheesy, but it’s Monday, and it’s not a manic one so let me have this one. And it’s time for an old post. 🙂 This one is from 9/16/2003.
A few quotes:
They say love hides behind every corner… I must be walking around in circles.
Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Love is like an hour glass–the brain empties as the heart fills up.
What’s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Don’t fall for someone who won’t be there to catch you.
Love is like war; easy to begin and hard to end.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
You don’t have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Think of someone of “average” intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Ok, ok, ok, I typed more than a few, but I like them. 🙂
Aren’t these still great? Well, a little cynical, but still at least a little funny. Here are two more for the road.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln
<<::update:: 1:19 pm::>> I just got a new quote to add!
The issue is keeping the knot tied, not tying it. -R. Brian Gibson
Now ain’t that the truth!